A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?When you see teeth marks.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
How talk a baloon to a cactus?
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